Whether or not you’re a football enthusiast, chances are you’ve heard of Erling Haaland from Manchester City. Standing tall at 6 feet 4 inches, this prolific striker is the Premier League’s top scorer and hails from a footballing lineage (his father once played for Leeds and City).
Haaland has captured the imagination of fans as the most electrifying footballer of the modern era. He possesses an unparalleled ability to score goals, amassing astonishing numbers at just 22 years old, including a record-breaking 35 goals in 31 Premier League games this season, as evidenced by his recent triumph over West Ham. He achieves this feat by moving within the penalty area with the grace of an elegant bull navigating a robustly defended china shop.
1. The Epitome of Comfort
For someone of Haaland’s imposing stature, comfort is paramount off the field, a comfort he effortlessly achieves with his extensive collection of silk pyjamas.
One standout set, the low-key blue geometric-print Parco dei Principi ensemble from Dolce & Gabbana, costing over £2K, draws inspiration from Italian majolica pottery seen in the White Lotus 2. In the changing room, it’s considered the sartorial equivalent of an ice bath and has even been hailed as “the new sweatpants” by the Wall Street Journal.
2. Burberry Short Elegance
Burberry attire is practically a rite of passage for most footballers during their careers, and Haaland is no exception. His £1,680 silk short suit, boasting the brand’s signature tones, serves as a stark reminder of the difference in tax brackets.
Nonetheless, it perfectly aligns with the trend of short suits, a fashion statement dominating summer wardrobes at John Lewis and M&S.
3. Unleash the Wild Side
Behold Haaland’s leopard-print PJs, another creation by Dolce & Gabbana. As he lounges on a neutral sofa, it’s akin to observing a lion unwind after a hunt – except this lion sports a £110,900 Rolex Daytona watch, casually unbuttons the top button, and flaunts a fresh pedicure.
If you find this look extravagant, consider that Barcelona striker Robert Lewandowski has been spotted in a Dolce & Gabbana pinstripe tracksuit.
4. Embracing the Flamingo
Haaland’s hairstyle evolution can often serve as a timeline of his career. In this 2021 photo, he sports a slicked-back bob, foreshadowing his eventual laid-back, beachy look.
Once again, Dolce & Gabbana takes center stage, this time collaborating with rapper DJ Khaled. Haaland complements this ensemble with £350 sliders, opting for something other than pyjamas, for a change.
5. The British Touch
A rare British interlude sees Haaland donning a crisp, structured, slightly creased sky-blue nightshirt – a Hugh Hefner-esque piece by, you guessed it, Dolce & Gabbana. This time, he pairs his nightwear with loose cream trousers, all while presumably dining on high-end lean protein in a Manchester restaurant.
6. Tiffany and Nike Fusion
It was only a matter of time before corporate giants seeking marketing synergy found common ground. In this case, it’s not Haaland and City owner Sheikh Mansour but Tiffany and Nike, who collaborated on a collection of trainers and clothing.
While only a select few athletes, along with Beyoncé and Jay-Z, had the privilege to wear this attire, the price tag for the trainers alone exceeds £1,500, leaving us to wonder about the total cost of Haaland’s ensemble.
7. Luxurious Locks
Statistically speaking, Haaland’s hair accounts for 23% of his persona, a fact he occasionally emphasizes, particularly during decisive moments on the field. His hair-down style was on full display in the closing minutes of a dominant victory against Arsenal, where he scored an entirely unnecessary fourth goal.
When it comes to his Greta Thunberg-inspired plaits during training, football is renowned for its avant-garde haircuts, and like Samson, Haaland’s hair seems to grow stronger as he does. It’s no surprise that he vows never to cut it.
